Trials of Gymming

The mat lay there innocuous
As I slowly descended on its warmth
Never realising what I was in for
Not having been forewarned
And I lifted and I stretched
As she held my legs up high
With naught but a gleam in her eyes
As I opened my mouth to sigh
Nah, but no I must not give up
Up and down I must go on
Till my legs can be felt no more
And the ground can be laid upon
1 to 20 again and again
The numbers drifted from my mouth
As muscles I didn't know I had
Began in chorus to scream and shout
But in the midst of this pain
Laughter was to be embraced
As she tried to position me once more
My shoe came out and fell on her face!
As it lay there on the ground
It gave me a conspirator's smile
We'll be back for more I know
I've given you the chance to rest awhile
She then proceeded to stretch me and fold
Like a choice piece of meat about to be sold
All in all it was quite a time
The trials of gymming for those abs of mine!