When I Went To Mars

When Diana went to Mars
She outdazzled all their powers
And drove them aliens insane
Till they besieged the earth reign
'What can we do' the humans asked
'Tell her to leave our planet Mars'
Her friends called 'We miss you come back'
Earth is under Martian attack
Didn't you read the news every day
When have I ever cared what that had to say
But here i come and so she came
Scaring all the Martians away
She got a medal and was declared hero
To which she said 'I really should go more often you know'