Personality Contest @ UICT

I'm the devil in disguise
And my friends would agree
Torturing people cause I can
Is not a stretch for me

How else would a guy
Be chased around a stage
With a whip in the hand
Of a girl who could have her way?

How else would a guy
Be made to jump around and prance
In his hand a fairy wand
So he could do the fairy dance

Maybe a three foot baby doll
Incongruous with a six foot man
As he tried to ask me
For my very cynical hand

A girl held her gun to the head
Of a disbelieving guy
Told him to shut the f* up
Or she'd blow his brains sky high

The flavors of a condom
One poor guy went on to explain
To spread AIDS awareness
Knowledge of product was his aim

One had to decorate himself with lipstick
One shed light on the alternative use of balls
Besides handy biceps,
He used them for - ahem!
He had some gall ;)

Now you might wonder what was my hand in this
Where did this happen, you might fret
It was at my college Personality Contest
Which I helped arrange ;)
Which I don't think I'm ever likely to forget :)